Cow Humor
How You Can Tell Whether Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease
Indicators That Your Cow Might Have Mad Cow Disease
She insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying, “Not on the first date.”
She takes up painting and cuts off one of her ears.
She wants to get a silicon implant for her udder.
She appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.
She demands to be branded with the “Golden Arches Logo”.
She insists that all Hindus are sacred.
She insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.
You find her hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
She quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
She joins the Hell’s Angels because, hey, she’s already got a cool leather jacket.
She gets a job at the Beef Marketing Board.
She tips other cows over and laughs.
She spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting “moo” backwards.
She insists that she’ll can give you chocolate milk if you start feeding her Hershey’s bars.
She laughs hysterically until milk spurts out her nose.
She claims Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
She asks you to brand her again, but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.
She purposely blinds herself with a dart and yells out, “Bulleye!”