Cow and Farm Animal Humor
Cow Riddles
What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?
How does a farmer count his cows?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?
What do you call a cow without legs?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
How do you get bull to quit charging?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Where does a cow go when she looses her tail?
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
What do you call the spots on black and white cows?
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
Why don't cows have any money?
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
Where do smart cows go to college?
What do you hear when you drop a water-balloon on a cow?
What's the cow's favorite TV show?
Which cows knit the best sweaters?
What is every cow's favorite movie?
What do you call it when one cow spends her day spying on another cow?